New Lockdown Opening

Collection allowed for food.
Delivery only for beer*

Text your order to 07787407778 and include your address.
Same day delivery in most cases, £20 min order.
You can collect food and drop off containers for filling.


Some thoughts on the current situation

Being a Tier 4 Pub


We are selling take away food and beer until things return to “normal”

For Pre-Order Collection of Food
PHONE OR TEXT YOUR ORDER IN ADVANCE ON 07787 407778

I can have 50 people turn up at the pub to buy takeaway food but no one is allowed to buy beer as well. Where is the logic in that?
Obviously attending Eton robs you of any common sense or rational thought. Too busy doing cocaine and sticking their penises in places they shouldn’t …..OINK OINK OINK!


Take Away Beer & Food Menu


* Yeah, I know… right? But don’t moan at me. I didn’t make the rules, I’m just trying to follow them.